Roxy15 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.Sergeant: Color of hair?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.Sergeant: What was she wearing?Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?Husband: She went in my truck.Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 enginespecial ordered with manual transmission and climate controlledair conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed,which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seatsand "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch andspecial wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radioreceiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and fourpower outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Ithas custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.At this point the husband started choking up.....Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck. 2 Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I don't get it. What's the joke? Seems perfectly normal to me... Quote Link to comment
Roxy15 Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Hmmm...your wife may not think so:) You are a lawyer so she may be too afraid to divorce you...joking...When I tell my man that I am going out to get the mail, he always says "if you aren't back in 2 hours: I will send the dogs out to look for you:) Isn't love grand:) Quote Link to comment
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