Joke, Men May LIke This

[Roxy15]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine
special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled
air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed,
which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats
and "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and
special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio
receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four
power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It
has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.....
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

[AR Husker Fan]

I don't get it. What's the joke? Seems perfectly normal to me...

[Roxy15]

Hmmm...your wife may not think so:) You are a lawyer so she may be too afraid to divorce you...joking...When I tell my man that I am going out to get the mail, he always says "if you aren't back in 2 hours: I will send the dogs out to look for you:) Isn't love grand:)