So there I was.....

[huskernumerouno]

Molesting Zoo animals at car lot car washes while

 

[Necava Husker]

...their toothless girlfriends watched, hoping that...

 

[huskerfan500]

they could get some tips from the animals but...

 

[Necava Husker]

…but the man-eating lion with Bob Stoops was the only one to give a tip—which happend to be the tip of Stoops' d!(k that the lion spit out because of a distasteful fungus that looked a lot like the fungus on…

 

[HuskerJosh82]

a dead tape worm that was coming out of Coach Hawkins a$$, which he got it from................

 

[Necava Husker]

…Mangino the Hut after he burped up a pizza delivery boy who wandered too close to Mangino's mouth when he had missed his second mid-morning snack because he…

 

[Husker_Power]

was too busy having gay butt sex with...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Cody Hawkins, who then...

 

[HuskerJosh82]

Who ran to his dad's house only to find him doing the...............................................

 

[rawhide]

horizontal bop with Al Davis and lil Stoop dog when out of no where. . . . .

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Ron Jeremy swung his weiner at them and...

 

[HuskerJosh82]

smacked Al Davis in the eye giving him herpes in the retina, then all of a sudden, Mark May enters the room and.............................

 

[huskernumerouno]

Lick stoops's poop shoot and clean pete carrols bung holio

 

[rawhide]

while Lou H. came in and lisp lubed up Rosie's dead clam after Anne Heche. . . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

while Lou H. came in and lisp lubed up Rosie's dead clam after Anne Heche. . . . .

spit donkey sperm all over it from .....