Undone

These are just my raw emotions. Please, don't flame. I feel like Eichorst just hired a guy that is un-fireable due to his niceness. Like, he's fire-proof. This feels like an admission that domination on the field is a thing of the past, and the only thing left to cling to is some kind of ethereal spirit of Tom Osborne's "niceness." It was like Riley forced himself to say "...and win championships, too" in the presser. For the record, Mike - The booster illuminati will eat you alive, one way or the other. <---Those are not MY feelings towards Mike, but is the reality of the situation if he doesn't win conference titles.

This is all that really matters to me at this point. Like someone else said earlier this week (not sure who), pay the best (read: experienced) coordinators .8 - 1.2 million per year. Bo didn't try that. At all. Please, new guy - try that.

ROFL, I know one of you crafty bastards just tweeted this at this DustinFox37 broseph: Tony Gerdeman ‏@GerdOZone 15m15 minutes ago @DustinFox37 Dustin, no offense, but have you even ever directed the marketing at a casino? I didn't think so.

It's all coming together now. This guy from Walthill. The plane from Indy to Youngstown. The press conference. The black light test on The Sock that revealed critical DNA evidence. Only a matter of time.

That guy definitely knows where the bodies are buried. I don't know who USC is, but you can tell her thanks from me for this confirmation.

Confirmed. Bert Bielema is Nebraska's next head coach. Thank you for this confirmation.

lol, you have to love all of these throw-away accounts jumping into the wood chipper that is this thread.

Good Confirmed as good by Po. Confirmation accepted.

Not confirmed.

Can anyone confirm this? Awaiting confirmation. I believe that it was from this http://www.shareonfb.com/d5v5ej/ESPN_Reports_Tressel_Heading_To_Nebraska someone pointed out earlier Confirmed as not a confirmation. Thanks for the confirmation.

Can anyone confirm this? Awaiting confirmation.

In all honesty, I think it's a terrible idea. Hit the reset button. Bring in an outsider that knows how to win.

Not confirmed.

Can anyone confirm this? Confirmed. +1

Can anyone confirm this?

I can confirm this as not confirmed.

I can confirm your confirmation. Confirmed.

An outrageously unbelievable theory so ridiculous that even The Sock Puppet is shaking his neck.

Now this is quality bs. That's how you do it right there. Trolls, take notes. This guy knows his way around a keyboard.

That's both unbelievable and stupid.

F'ing classic.

I would have. So much.

Man, you can't take a bad photo of Ellen. She's been taking care of herself.