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A Sad Moment From DaveH's Childhood...
hskrfannnwk replied to AR Husker Fan's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
Poor DaveH -
Happy B-Day!!!!!
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Eric the Red Survives Another Year!!!
hskrfannnwk replied to AR Husker Fan's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
Happy B-Day ETR!!! -
24 Big Ones for trashedstreet!
hskrfannnwk replied to AR Husker Fan's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
Hey! Happy B-Day!!! -
THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
There ya go!!! Think that may just say it all! -
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THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted. The End. -
AR Husker.....you should love this one
hskrfannnwk replied to husker rob's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
no no no!! -
AR Husker.....you should love this one
hskrfannnwk replied to husker rob's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
I like those -
OH how true that is!!!! haha
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Forget the ticket....here's my phone number.
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FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my Sister has never let me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me was screams of laughter. FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a particular question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so, of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then, I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow -- but don't get any....a true story. We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
GIFTS FROM GOD God was just about done creating the universe, but He had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, he could have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And lo, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..." -
THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
I also heard... Did you know a round ring can actually plug a hole???? -
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Why does a woman smile when she is walking down the isle?? She knows it is the last blow job she ever has to give. -
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hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
Oh now! I have sooo many more men bashing jokes but I dont think they are too appropriate for THIS post...maybe the woodshed!?!? -
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
so I can blame this board too??? I mean I KNOW I Was a nice sweet gal before here too! -
THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
OUCH! you guys are oh so HARSH!! -
THE HORMONE WARNING:
hskrfannnwk replied to Eric the Red's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
Men rule what??? Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! Now men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh#t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. -
Great to hear from you over there in Iraq!!! Thanks for all you do, keep in touch while u are away!
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awesome video!!!
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Ultimate fighting "kiss"
hskrfannnwk replied to Touchdown Tommie's topic in Big Red Lounge: Official BS Forum
Funny!!! It was even better reading what all the other people thought about that video..