I didn't know whether you were serious or not, but I kind of think all message board names are dumb, including mine, so I didn't really take offense. Especially as a noob poster from an opposing fanbase.
I do have a quibble with this message board though because perusing the "smiley" choices just now you have customized "smiley" things to bash Colorado, Nebraska and Texas yet have yet to create one for any B1G foe yet. What's that about?