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Most those "names" look like your above logo ^^^.

Easiest way to prove Metalheads are not musicians: unplug 'em. Works like a charm.

Nice try. All self defense, and psyche preservation. They are the perps. BTW, can someone splain to me the "lawn" reference? lawn1 lôn/ noun noun: lawn; plural noun: lawns an area of short, mown grass in a yard, garden, or park. synonyms: grass, yard, front yard, backyard, dooryard "mowing the lawn" Origin mid 16th century: alteration of dialect laund ‘glade, pasture,’ from Old French launde ‘wooded district, heath,’ of Celtic origin. The current sense dates from the mid 18th century. Oh, so it doesn't mean anything, thanks About as much as your incoherent rant about your perception of music. Haha, good one, you "gotcha" me, eh? Metal is basically semi-skilled noise production, I don't consider it as music. Howsa 'bout we test your "Metal", your commitment to the with a hypothetical. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that there is a Gawd and there is an afterlife. And let's also say, Mr. Moesker Metalhead Truther, that when it comes time for you to throw off this mortal coil you are faced with a choice: do you want Heaven or Hell? Heaven is run by this guy named Jesus and his Dad and Hell is managed by a guy named Lucifer. In Heaven, your comrades will include the likes of former stellar figures like Plato, Aristotle, Michaelangelo, Monet, Galileo, Shakespeare, Thoreau, Emerson, Twain, Steinbeck,etc, with the music of Chopin, Bach, Schumann, Mozart and the like and even the newer hipster sounds of the likes of Glenn Frye, Donald Fagan, Chick Corea, Charlie Byrd, Marvin Gaye, EW&F, David Gilmore, Roger Waters, etc. And don't forget the voluptuous babes. Only problem in Heaven: absolutely no Metal allowed! Not to worry, though, buddy o' pal, since in Hell, along with the Eternal Fire and gnashing of teeths and general lack of clothing and edible food, your comrades will exist exclusively of every baby butchering Metal rocker of every Metalhead band that ever existed, and blaring, scratching, thrashing, writhing Metal is the only noise allowed in Hell. So, which door do you choose when your Maker comes calling? Will it be the Metal free zone called Heaven, or the Metal saturated underworld called Hell? Take all the time you need.

Excellent post! Seems more like reality.

Well, I'm not a tax guy, k, but if you are making ~$270K/yr as a single person, you're supposed to be paying 33% Fed income tax, which seems to be about in the range of what you are paying. As to Bernie, again, you'd have to ask him or his acc't or someone else on here who is a tax guy. He's obviously working the deductions angle. This is kind of true but it struck me funny because, to be nit picky, you're ACTUALLY only paying 33% on anything you make that's over $190,150 and less than $413,350 Yeah, seems like a wide range bracket.

Dang you Billary! The Bern needed to do better in NY, thought he would. Still, he got 108 of the pledged delegates which, I suppose, barely keeps him in the race. Super delegates and closed primaries are killing him though. The system's rigged!

Wow, Cruz got his butt kicked in NY: 0 delegates. Drumpf got 89 outta 95. The fascist reality realtor marches on....

Ah, even better...Gran Torino, got it.

Nice try. All self defense, and psyche preservation. They are the perps. BTW, can someone splain to me the "lawn" reference? lawn1 lôn/ noun noun: lawn; plural noun: lawns an area of short, mown grass in a yard, garden, or park. synonyms: grass, yard, front yard, backyard, dooryard "mowing the lawn" Origin mid 16th century: alteration of dialect laund ‘glade, pasture,’ from Old French launde ‘wooded district, heath,’ of Celtic origin. The current sense dates from the mid 18th century. Oh, so it doesn't mean anything, thanks "You kids get off my lawn!" is an American idiom of the late 20th century and early 21st century. The phrase presents the supposed reaction of a stereotypical elderly middle-class homeowner confronting boisterous children entering or crossing his property. Slight variations such as "Hey, get off my lawn!" and "You kids get out of my yard!" are sometimes employed. Oh, ok, I get it, I think.

Nice try. All self defense, and psyche preservation. They are the perps. BTW, can someone splain to me the "lawn" reference? lawn1 lôn/ noun noun: lawn; plural noun: lawns an area of short, mown grass in a yard, garden, or park. synonyms: grass, yard, front yard, backyard, dooryard "mowing the lawn" Origin mid 16th century: alteration of dialect laund ‘glade, pasture,’ from Old French launde ‘wooded district, heath,’ of Celtic origin. The current sense dates from the mid 18th century. Oh, so it doesn't mean anything, thanks

If I'm not wearing my chucks, I'll throw on my red or black addias pair you've pictured above That style was cool, back in about 1970. I think it's really clunky looking today.

They have this freaking yuge nanotech plant just built up in Albany, NY. Personally, I know I can live quite happily w/o nanotech, but I guess it's the coming thing, whatever it is--and sure to have unexpected consequences.

Haha! Yep, he is one of them, and he hates himself for it. Violent and self-loathing. Corno is an emo. Is emo still a "thing"? That's ok, I dont wanna know.

You sound like one of those Christian fundies in the other threads who wide brush everyone who isn't in their group.Naw, I'm just a real musician who appreciates real music and hates Metal and hates Metal zealots getting up in my face about their stupid pseudo music and culture. And the scenario I describe is true, know plenty of peeps like that, unfortunately. Ironically, last night one of the "neighbors" down the road was blasting the most gawd awful Metal @ about 11 pm, outside, you know, so the rest of us could "appreciate" it. Small penis syndrome, I suspect. If you like Metal, that's your problem, not mine. You otherwise seem like a smart guy. JMHO. That's funny.You hate others for their zeal. I hate them for their sh#t "music" and their not getting out of my face about it. Then they go on and on claiming Metal is "The Truth", blah blah blah. I try to kindly walk away after I tell them they are full of sh#t and their idea of "Truth" is sh#t, but they just won't let it go, being the cultist freaks they are. Do tell... Oh, you know, some of these guys almost wanna grab ya and rough ya up if you don't bow down to their Metal Gawd of Truth. I seriously just have to walk away, as fast as possible. I've gotten back @ a few of these punks on job sites where they bring in that crap on their cheap ass boomboxes which I basically have smashed a few when they weren't looking. Boom boxes, that is. Felt good to do it. There's the problem. You are off your meds. Blah blah blah, I think you baby butcher wanna-bes and "Tools" are off the meds. But here I am again, breaking my cardinal rule, so I will cease and desist yapping about music on a sports site, TYVM.... I have never heard of baby butchers or Tool before, thus I am not a wannabe. Are you delusional now? Sit down before you become incontinent. Wow, so age-ist. Even I had heard of Tool ~ 10 yrs ago or something when they were all the rage w metalheads. Of course, I never listened to any of their "music" as I am not masochistic. So, do you lie in that Husker coffin when you listen to Metal, or what? Seems the appropriate thing to do, eh?

Only 5 things learned?

Nice try. All self defense, and psyche preservation. They are the perps. BTW, can someone splain to me the "lawn" reference?

You sound like one of those Christian fundies in the other threads who wide brush everyone who isn't in their group.Naw, I'm just a real musician who appreciates real music and hates Metal and hates Metal zealots getting up in my face about their stupid pseudo music and culture. And the scenario I describe is true, know plenty of peeps like that, unfortunately. Ironically, last night one of the "neighbors" down the road was blasting the most gawd awful Metal @ about 11 pm, outside, you know, so the rest of us could "appreciate" it. Small penis syndrome, I suspect. If you like Metal, that's your problem, not mine. You otherwise seem like a smart guy. JMHO. That's funny.You hate others for their zeal. I hate them for their sh#t "music" and their not getting out of my face about it. Then they go on and on claiming Metal is "The Truth", blah blah blah. I try to kindly walk away after I tell them they are full of sh#t and their idea of "Truth" is sh#t, but they just won't let it go, being the cultist freaks they are. Do tell... Oh, you know, some of these guys almost wanna grab ya and rough ya up if you don't bow down to their Metal Gawd of Truth. I seriously just have to walk away, as fast as possible. I've gotten back @ a few of these punks on job sites where they bring in that crap on their cheap ass boomboxes which I basically have smashed a few when they weren't looking. Boom boxes, that is. Felt good to do it. There's the problem. You are off your meds. Blah blah blah, I think you baby butcher wanna-bes and "Tools" are off the meds. But here I am again, breaking my cardinal rule, so I will cease and desist yapping about music on a sports site, TYVM....

You sound like one of those Christian fundies in the other threads who wide brush everyone who isn't in their group.Naw, I'm just a real musician who appreciates real music and hates Metal and hates Metal zealots getting up in my face about their stupid pseudo music and culture. And the scenario I describe is true, know plenty of peeps like that, unfortunately. Ironically, last night one of the "neighbors" down the road was blasting the most gawd awful Metal @ about 11 pm, outside, you know, so the rest of us could "appreciate" it. Small penis syndrome, I suspect. If you like Metal, that's your problem, not mine. You otherwise seem like a smart guy. JMHO. That's funny.You hate others for their zeal. I hate them for their sh#t "music" and their not getting out of my face about it. Then they go on and on claiming Metal is "The Truth", blah blah blah. I try to kindly walk away after I tell them they are full of sh#t and their idea of "Truth" is sh#t, but they just won't let it go, being the cultist freaks they are. Do tell... Oh, you know, some of these guys almost wanna grab ya and rough ya up if you don't bow down to their Metal Gawd of Truth. I seriously just have to walk away, as fast as possible. But not until AFTER you tell them they are full of sh#t though, right? Yeah, I make it clear they are full of sh#t, and that's my opinion about their Metal and "Truth". Gotta take a stand. But then, just walk away, LOL!

You sound like one of those Christian fundies in the other threads who wide brush everyone who isn't in their group.Naw, I'm just a real musician who appreciates real music and hates Metal and hates Metal zealots getting up in my face about their stupid pseudo music and culture. And the scenario I describe is true, know plenty of peeps like that, unfortunately. Ironically, last night one of the "neighbors" down the road was blasting the most gawd awful Metal @ about 11 pm, outside, you know, so the rest of us could "appreciate" it. Small penis syndrome, I suspect. If you like Metal, that's your problem, not mine. You otherwise seem like a smart guy. JMHO. That's funny.You hate others for their zeal. I hate them for their sh#t "music" and their not getting out of my face about it. Then they go on and on claiming Metal is "The Truth", blah blah blah. I try to kindly walk away after I tell them they are full of sh#t and their idea of "Truth" is sh#t, but they just won't let it go, being the cultist freaks they are. Do tell... Oh, you know, some of these guys almost wanna grab ya and rough ya up if you don't bow down to their Metal Gawd of Truth. I seriously just have to walk away, as fast as possible. I've gotten back @ a few of these punks on job sites where they bring in that crap on their cheap ass boomboxes which I basically have smashed a few when they weren't looking. Boom boxes, that is. Felt good to do it.

You sound like one of those Christian fundies in the other threads who wide brush everyone who isn't in their group.Naw, I'm just a real musician who appreciates real music and hates Metal and hates Metal zealots getting up in my face about their stupid pseudo music and culture. And the scenario I describe is true, know plenty of peeps like that, unfortunately. Ironically, last night one of the "neighbors" down the road was blasting the most gawd awful Metal @ about 11 pm, outside, you know, so the rest of us could "appreciate" it. Small penis syndrome, I suspect. If you like Metal, that's your problem, not mine. You otherwise seem like a smart guy. JMHO. That's funny.You hate others for their zeal. I hate them for their sh#t "music" and their not getting out of my face about it. Then they go on and on claiming Metal is "The Truth", blah blah blah. I try to kindly walk away after I tell them they are full of sh#t and their idea of "Truth" is sh#t, but they just won't let it go, being the cultist freaks they are. But, to be fair, I also hate rap, kareoke, all DJs, "scratchers", "trackers/loopers", and otherwise bullsh#t artists. So, it's not just Metal, I'm fair about it.

Yeah, I missed the Tool phase, thankfully.

You sound like one of those Christian fundies in the other threads who wide brush everyone who isn't in their group. Naw, I'm just a real musician who appreciates real music and hates Metal and hates Metal zealots getting up in my face about their stupid pseudo music and culture. And the scenario I describe is true, know plenty of peeps like that, unfortunately. Ironically, last night one of the "neighbors" down the road was blasting the most gawd awful Metal @ about 11 pm, outside, you know, so the rest of us could "appreciate" it. Small penis syndrome, I suspect. If you like Metal, that's your problem, not mine. You otherwise seem like a smart guy. JMHO.

I'm not hip to the "Lawn" reference, prlly cause I'm "old".

Cool, a bashing Metal thread, so wicked awesome!

Sorry sports fans, just can't resist bashing heavy Metal, especially when grown, college educated men listen to it. But in so doing, I violated my own cardinal rule, which is to never get into discussions re: music on a sports blog, so I apologize and won't let it happen again. Carry on butchering babies and what not.....