Maybe because that sounds really gay.
It is. He has a f#cking remote for it. His players think it's creepy because he'll close it behind them without getting up from his desk.
Sounds like Saban is a:
Over.
Kyler Reed 2.5 catches
I'm hoping for over, but I'm gonna say UNDER - 1 catch.
Over/Under - Number of beers I drink during the game: 8
Over/Under - Husker penalties: 5