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Our offensive playcalling was suspect at best all game long. The last third and four draw up the middle was a s*** call and playing not to lose—against a better team that lack of intestinal fortitude by our OC could swing momentum. Where are the Tight Ends—we only went to them a couple of times, and while they were getting manhandled more than a coed in a hotel room after prom, we should have included them a lot more to loosen up the NW defense. Someone brought up Wildcat and Sims on the sideline, and that’s a valid point…if you make the assumption that Bubba is a valid QB backup. From what we’ve seen, he isn’t, so why risk Sims on Wildcat? Our defensive playcalling will be the reason we go bowling, and our DC deserves a phat contract boost.

I worry we’d turn it over…

The only thing that would salvage this game is i-OHHHH MY GAAAWWWDD, IT’S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

This is f*****g stupid. Jesus TFing Christ…

Jesus TFing Christ tap dancing on a saltine…these stupid penalties are so frustrating and asinine.

Oh to be a fly on those walls…

Seriously…WTF with the unsportsmanlike penalty calls on Nebraska?!? Seriously?

This is the B1G West.

Working the pool…or “working” the pool? Don’t worry, we won’t s*** shame around here. Much.

These kids and this team have no killer instinct on offense.

Wrong answers only folks…like d!(k Butkus was the dad from the beloved sitcom Webster from the 1980s…

Pretty sure you can get a pill to help a D remain rigid. Just sayin’.

I laughed until I realized you’re telling us what will actually happen…

Let’s see what creative way this team can find to s*** down their leg this drive! Yay!

You gotta post the gif…

He does look rather rigid and girthy.

We *need* seven from this turnover. We also need a new OC but that’s not gonna happen in the next few minutes unless someone has some REALLY incriminating pics…

Ugh…this is stupid. We should be going into the locker room 17-3 or 17-0, not 17-10.

And here’s where we let up off the gas…

At this point I’d settle for a pinkie toe on the throat.

Maybe if we didn’t have s****y commercials we wouldn’t have enrollment issues and budget cuts

I remember when we could get conditional kids that didn’t have sufficient scores to get into school. Are the two related? Quite possibly.

Jesus TFing Christ, we’re gonna get stood up at the goal line…aren’t we? Edit—nope, TD.