Bill_Cosgrove

Give me some credit! I had everything to do with this. I am the DC goddammit. MY defense doesn't do anything without my instruction. MY defense does what I teach them to do. I have the final say as to how MY defense will operate. All of the defense coaches manage their players and schemes under MY direction. Busch, Elmassion, and the rest provide input but at the end of the day I call the shots and I will dictate how MY defense is run. MY defense is a reflection of my defensive philosophy and my teachings. MY defense got riddled yet again tonight.

Hey, how about a little credit here? The reason McKeon ran into the middle of the line and opened up the entire middle is because I told him to. It is the same thing I told Barrett Ruud to do against Missouri several years ago. These are my schemes, and had we been playing a 3-9 Michigan State team these schemes would have worked!

Thanks RedSteel! It's good to know that someone appreciates me.

leave I can't. I am Bill's best friend and you are stuck with me. How's that for a depressing thought?

Please allow me to comment here. The "playmakers", as you like to call them, simply do not have the experience to stop the wide-receiver end around. How can I see-saw the safeties without having experienced players who are familiar with my terminology on the field? You really need to look no further than my Wisconsin Badgers' 34-20 triumph over the traditional powerhouse Duke in the 1995 Hall-Of-Fame Bowl for proof of this. Please people, study your Big-10 defense history before pillaging me.

Shower me with your love! C'mon people, talk to me. I am here to accept compliments and also to answer any personal questions that you may have. Trouble with your love life? Uncle Coz has the answers. Don't know how to stop a fullback dive play? I'm your man! Talk to me Husker Nation!

That is because I, the Almighty Coz, schemed to defend the goalposts... and the shovel pass. You can bet your sweet ass Purdue's DC wouldn't have had the foresight to defend our goalposts and the shovel pass. But I have managed to protect us against both of these threats. Honestly people, with my DC skillz we would finish in the top 1/2 of the Big 10 this year. I don't know what everyone is bitching about.....

I don't care what LSU has to say! They don't play in the Big 10. I dominated Indiana and Northwestern for years!!!!!!!!

No sh#t! Peeps be dissin' on me all over dis bitch!

Bo Pelini!? What has his sorry ass D done that my Coz-mo-riffic Blackshirts haven't accomplishmentized?

Da-amn, that is harsh yo! I'm doing all I can to get the LBs to run into the middle of the line at the snap so that they leave the middle of the field wide open. sh#t, it worked against Indiana! Why y'all gotta be up in my sh#t?

Don't be hatin'. I just need more talent.

sh#t yeah, this is how we roll in the Big 10. Awwww yeah.