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Thanks 9-R-GRL. I added some crushed, fresh garlic and had some this afternoon before dinner. Made my breath so bad it kept my niece's loud, annoying, unrully, bratty and totally in need of a good spanking* kids away from me for the rest of the day. *Spank not beat. Touch a kid in anger and you deserve the worst. A good pop on the butt with the flat of your hand and you teach them right from wrong. ...T_O_B

I'm ready to loan this guy my tool box, specially equiped w/ sm, med and large hammers plus a small calibre hand gun to help take care of varmits.

Great looking girl. Talking coherently is obviously a problem for her. Perhaps the right man could teach her to hhuuummm.

Michigan has already said they wouldn't talk to anyone who still had games left to play. ...T_O_B

Taking the rest of the day to spend with family and friends. Have a wonderful and safe Holiday all of you and remember if you have an adult Beverage use your Designated Driver we like having you here too much to lose you!!! (Mods and Admin if you move this post please leave a link. You do a great a great job) ...T_O_B

Your not speaking for all of us here on this board. I for one like having these guys around because it adds to the diversity of the board. If I had my choice I would have a heck of alot more fans from other teams on here as well. They add their perspective to the board and opinions without the blindness of the scarlet and cream curtain. Beach Buffs and Cy the Cyclone you are more than welcome here on huskerboard.com.

Just read an od post about The Joe Tess Fish House. Got me to wondering where are the little hole in the wall joints and unique resturants you all like in Omaha? ...T_O_B

Some great Sundays. Joe Tess's fish sand, and several bottles of chilled white wine.

It was so small. The tat spilled over onto his belly which hung over his belt, at least he still is able to wear the same size pants he wore in highschool.The unfortunate thing was that he ...

STUNNED.. I got nothing-asuming he was ripped of course, otherwise it would be 'iron it yourself a-hole' Just another girl whose mother neglected her training, so she doesn't know how to iron. Probably a blonde so she can't figure out 'twist off' or 'pop-top' either.

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

no no, I think you misunderstood. He asked your favorite beer...not your favorite bottle of flavored water In that case "Jack Daniels." Water is the main ingredient in beer anyways, so if your calling me a puss I'll stick with liquer! [/quote Try a bottle of Knob Creek or if you can find it Fighting ****. Both are better than Jack and not quite as expensive. Its a rooster that has been taught to fight. Its the name on the bottle. Its in the dictionary. C'mon Sister Mary Katherine, give me a break! ...T_O_B

Watch the '71 NEB vr OK Game every TG and listen to Lyle's call... "Man, woman and child, he's gone!" God Bless Lyle B. There will never be another. ...T_O_B

I think there were quite a bit of fans that supported him. Including myself. I think most were willing to give Callahan the time... and then the 5 game losing streak happened. I sorta liked him mainly because he wasn't Houston Nutt..But it went downhill fast...I almost said something. OK Husker 37, who is this lovely, young woman? Or is it you? ...T_O_B

Too little, too late. Too much has been done by Ped/Cal that has been detrimental to the program. The whole "this is a business, this is our product" mentality that has trickled down to the team is enough reason to say, "Good bye, good luck, don't call, don't write." ...T_O_B Happy TG everyone. Please don't drink and drive

From one OldMan to another. Your point is well taken. Have a Great TG. Rock On ...T_O_B

After the game I sent Sapp an envelope with a tablespoon ful of Nebraska dirt. The enclosed letter said that he should consider that he had his nose rubbed in it.

Was that Cally in disguise?

Ice cold Keystone Light. 30 pack for $12.49. And it every bit as good as Coors Light. Beer for less than $.50 I feel like I'm in college again.

no no, I think you misunderstood. He asked your favorite beer...not your favorite bottle of flavored water In that case "Jack Daniels." Water is the main ingredient in beer anyways, so if your calling me a puss I'll stick with liquer! Try a bottle of Knob Creek or if you can find it Fighting ****. Both are better than Jack and not quite as expensive.

Blind man walks into a bar.

What happens if you come home and she's wearing a Huskers maternity top???? It means you are going to have a little Husker and that if you live in SD you can either move back to God's Country or be prepared to spend an extra $17,500 a year to send your kid to UNL. Woe is F----n' Me!!!