BOBELIEVER

The only tradition iowa state has is loosing LOSING. LOL i crack myself up you ain't the only one cracking up

ONLY THE GREATEST TIME OF THE YEAR , MOCK SEASON BABY !

you are 'HB1' ... it was a no-brainer with your 4.3 forty speed

RED TEAM UPDATED ROSTER Red - Head Coach: bobeliever sarge87 - 6'0" 325 lbs / offense: LT / defense: DT Dundermuffinguy - 6'1'' 170lbs / offense: WR / defense: CB / Kicker jonnyhuska - 5'11" 175 lbs / offense: WR / defense: CB Drowning in the Sea of Red - 5'10" 225 / offense: FB / defense: LB (SAM) hskrpwr13 - 6'2; 200 / offense: RB 2 / defense: LB (WILL) sea o' red- 6'2" 190 lbs / offense: WR / defense: FS I See Red People - 5'10" 225lbs / offense: TE / defense: LB (MIKE) / long snapper Touchdown Tommie - 6' 225lbs / offense: RG / defense: RE Huskerballz - 5'10" 180 lbs 4.3 40 / offense: RB 1 / defense: DB / Punter bbhusker- 6'0" 200 lbs / offense: WR / defense: DB / punt returner Huskermatt - 5'11: 227 / offense: RT / defense: LB sub Jayhawk - 6'8" 252lbs / offense: LG / defense: DT M-247gunner - 6' 4" 260 lbs / offense: C / defense : LE HuskerfaninOkieland-5'8" 180lbs / offense: QB (Ganz,watch your back) / defense: SS / punt blocker / punter/ kicker bobeliever - 5'9" 169 lbs 62" vertical / kick returner / PK holder / waterboy / play caller 1. Husker_Power /5'10"/175/4.7/ Athlete 3. gmoney88 - 6'3"/ 215/ 4.5/ 35" vert. / Wide Receiver 5. BIGREDIOWAN 5'8"/185/4.6 Defensive Back or Safety and return specialist 7. BGREDSTUCKN IA 6'3"/250/4.8/LB/END as the late Chris Farley would say... "KILL WHITEY"

Hear that, Reds? Speed and slashing ability! with our stellar D ends we're not too worried about you getting to the outside, especially when you're busy performing faceplants tripping over yourself or getting blasted airborne for a 4-yard loss

easy there Gunner.. ISRP is on our team .... for now I just need you to focus on cracking skulls .. and by the way your avatar girl can be my special ASSistant head coach with very special duties

You got it but if you're not open, I guess that I'll have to pull a Crouch and take it 95 yards to the house on the red team. The red D is gonna hit you harder than Harry hittin' Lloyd

shoot i just got one yesterday and i'm surprised i haven't had that happen to me yet.. thanks for the head's up.. now if i can just remember that

he better not be.... he's half the reason i log on to this site... forget that... he's mainly the reason i log on... to get a laugh... especially now in the off season

Hey Cy what happened to the game cuz I got a dollar ridin' on it ? thanks

that's what seperates the great coaches like TO and myself from your 'middle-of-the-pack coaches' like huskerfan500 ... the great ones find out when the game is played.. man I'm good.. then again he's probably playing mind games with us

poohno

when's this game supposed to start anyway ? my trainer wants to know because he wants to inject me with some kind of 'vitamin B' or something

It was Dig-Defenders of the Fu#^&ng Universe.. now it's Smashing Pumpkins-Gish

They're the team cheerleading squad. Everyone on the team gets a romp in the sack with each one. good point.. i'm such a selfish bastard sometimes ... there's plenty of her to go around i guess

YYYYYEESSS !! thank you Cy ... The RED team is straight ! I got dibs on the one in the middle with her belly showin ! sorry HuskerfaninOkieland

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you White-team-beer-guzzlin'-baboons probably didn't even scrape the poo off yer sneakers after practice, did ya ?

that's right I'm a word of my man just like Tom Osborne there "Lips" ... hey Lips, are you going to platoon like a real man ... just wondering cuz I like our chances a lot more if you're in there... although 11 vs. 10 is kind of unfair.. ah hell just suit up and get smothered like the rest of the whities

Lips Lips Lips

Good to hear considering I'm the only "backup". lol well you know every team's gotta have a backup... and don't get me wrong, you're a heckuva football player... that's why you had those four stars comin outta high school ... ya know it's a nice problem to have havin' two high quality backs but we'll make sure to find ya a lot of snaps.. i figure to get you a Castille type of workload .. about 10-15 touches

or at the vary least, flick a nose-nugget on you. i wonder how fast Maclin really is... i wonder if has time to check the football for snot/boogers right after he catches a pass from booger-eater ?

what would Bill do ? RED TEAM: Red - Head Coach: bobeliever sarge87 - 6'0" 325 lbs / offense: LT / defense: DT Dundermuffinguy - 6'1'' 170lbs / offense: WR / defense: CB / Kicker jonnyhuska - 5'11" 175 lbs / offense: WR / defense: CB Drowning in the Sea of Red - 5'10" 225 / offense: FB / defense: LB (SAM) hskrpwr13 - 6'2; 200 / offense: RB 2 / defense: LB (WILL) sea o' red- 6'2" 190 lbs / offense: WR / defense: FS I See Red People - 5'10" 225lbs / offense: TE / defense: LB (MIKE) / long snapper Touchdown Tommie - 6' 225lbs / offense: RG / defense: RE Huskerballz - 5'10" 180 lbs 4.3 40 / offense: RB 1 / defense: DB / Punter bbhusker- 6'0" 200 lbs / offense: WR / defense: DB / punt returner Huskermatt - 5'11: 227 / offense: RT / defense: LB sub Jayhawk - 6'8" 252lbs / offense: LG / defense: DT M-247gunner - 6' 4" 260 lbs / offense: C / defense : LE HuskerfaninOkieland-5'8" 180lbs / offense: QB (Ganz,watch your back) / defense: SS / punt blocker / punter/ kicker bobeliever - 5'9" 169 lbs 62" vertical / kick returner / PK holder / waterboy / play caller everyone will get quality playing time , I'm a word of my man good luck Whitey, yer gonna need it .. by the way to all Whities: I'm throwing a party for Bill Callahan at the Playhouse on friday night.. no need to bring cash cuz he's a rich SOB .. just be there to support your old pal Bill .. starts a 11:00pm sharp... all drinks and lap dances on Bobeliever !! (just put it on my tab)

i just got off the phone with my boy Bill Callahan and he said he could use me.. put me on the Red Team so it's even , 15-15 , I'm 5.925 and weighed 169 lbs. this morning , bench 290 and squat 135 lbs. .. also run the 40 in 4.97 .. unless i fall over cuz i'm top-heavy unless it's too late... snooze ya lose , i know