Well... if there's one thing that Michigan gave the Buckeyes, it's the Script Ohio. Other than that, we've just given you all your talented athletes.
FTR, I attended Eastern Michigan in Ypsi-tucky, so I had the double painful experience of being a Buckeye under the Cooper debacle as well as being so close to that Whore Ann A. It would seem that karma has put a double whammy on you, my midwestern brother, and I hope that your 30-minute delivery boy at the helm has a brain that can redeem things.
I have seen the tailgating at the House, and it is immense (truthfully). But what else are 107,000 board fans going to do when there's more red in your stadium than urine. (cynically)
I'm actually down in Knoxville, TN right now, so trust me, I feel your pain all to well. It's like Halloween 24-7-365, but Neyland is a fun place to see a game and I make it back up to Ann Arbor once a year.