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Even if you know nothing about gambling this guy is a riot.

 

It's in the "More Sports" section

 

Troy @ South Carolina (-12 1/2) 2 star pick

Alert the media, it's my Obvious Joke of the Week game.

 

Staying with the whole picking-against-not-as-good-as-people-think Men of Troy, Dana Carvey look-alike Lou Holtz and his c$%ks (stop giggling) is going back to his offensive roots, the veer supplemented with controlled rollout passing. The c$%ks come all over the Trojans in a messy game, with the c$%ks leaving satisfied, and the Trojans carelessly discarded in a bathroom wastepaper basket (how far can you extend a metaphor, anyway?)

 

Purdue (-20 1/2) @ Illinois 4 star pick

 

The Boilers overcome the usual look-ahead week after being coached up by Joe T. in the off week. The nation's highest scoring team continues our nation's proud history of beating up on the Native Americans when they're outmatched. Sorry, Chief Notgonnacompete.

 

 

Check out more in that section. Great stuff!!!

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