Squirrel Fricassee

[slacker]

Irregular News for 01.26.07

 

Trenton, NJ -- New Jersey is warning residents to limit their consumption of squirrels killed near a toxic waste dump.

 

Many residents of Ringwood are members of an Indian tribe who hunt and fish in the area.

 

A squirrel contaminated with lead was found there two months ago.

 

State officials sent out letters advising that adults who eat squirrels should eat no more than two a week, children and pregnant women are told to eat even fewer.

 

source

[AR Husker Fan]

***SNIP***

 

State officials sent out letters advising that adults who eat squirrels should eat no more than two a week, children and pregnant women are told to eat even fewer.

 

***SNIP***

Who the hell would eat that much of the little hairy rats, anyway????

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I guess some of you HERE should probably change your answers

[huskernumerouno]

I would have to be damn hungry to eat one of them little f'ers

[rawhide]

Am I a redneck if I admit to hunting squirrels and consummation of same? Plus in 1966 there weren't any hazardous waste landfills near Hickman. A few Nike/Hercules missile sites and Atlas rocket sites

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Am I a redneck if I admit to hunting squirrels and consummation of same? Plus in 1966 there weren't any hazardous waste landfills near Hickman. A few Nike/Hercules missile sites and Atlas rocket sites

 

Only if you used the fur to make underwear

[rawhide]

cool furry thong

 

and piss off the peta people

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Actually now that I think about it.....Furry underwear sounds kind of "intriguing"

[rawhide]

see you could be a left coaster with a little work.

[huskernumerouno]

a little fur burger never hurt anyone

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I wonder how much it would affect "moisture levels" down there? That would probably be the only problem

[huskernumerouno]

It would probably need cleaned more often.