BigRedfxtoy Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Five nuns were traveling by car across the country in an effort to spred the lords word. They were in an car wreck and all five died. When they reached the pearly gates of heaven, they found St. Peter at the entrance. They were instructed to get in a line. Then the first nun stepped up and St. Peter asked her: STP: Have you ever had sex? 1st Nun: Well, yes but only with my finger. STP: Well dip your finger in the holey water and go ahead and go into heaven. St. Peter noticed abit of a rustle in the back of the line. The second nun stepped up and St. Peter asked the same question: STP: Have you ever had sex? 2nd nun: Yes but only with my hand. STP: Well dip your hand in the holey water and go ahead and go into heaven. At that time, the last nun in the line bolted forward, pushed the nuns in front of her out of the way and said "Please let me gargle in that water before Agnus puts her ass in it" Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 A classic. Believe I first heard it 25 years ago. Quote Link to comment
gamecocks Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Wow, that is funny. Quote Link to comment
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