slacker Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Irregular News for 04.24.07 United Kingdom -- A frustrated husband called [911] to say his wife was refusing to have sex with him He complained to the operator that he was being denied his “matrimonial rights” and to ask for an ambulance crew to “examine” her. But the operator refused and told the man, from Reading, Berks, his “emergency” was not one they could help with. A spokesman for South Central Ambulance Service said: “We get some inappropriate calls from people who think they need an ambulance and this comes pretty near the top of the list.” source Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Wait a minute! If ever anything qualified as an emergency... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yes...CLEARLY there is something wrong with that woman... Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 She probably doesn't use "the mouth" either! Quote Link to comment
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