Michigan Joke

[nublackshirt00]

Compliments of Colin Cowherd on ESPN radio:

 

Do you know how many batteries it takes to shock a Michigan fan????

 

 

 

Answer: 1 Double-A

 

 

 

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

[HuskerFan505]

haha, thats pretty good, I showed it to my friend (who just so happens to be a Michigan fan), got pissed off when he saw it, haha.

[HuskerJosh82]

That's a very creative joke.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

[ohiohusker]

Michigan Obituary

 

"The Big House. Ann Arbor , MI

 

 

(2007 Sept 2)--The Big House died September 1, 2007 at the age of 79. She was born on October 22, 1927, in Ann Arbor , Michigan , at a price of $950,000 and a capacity of 72,000, the daughter Fielding Yost and the Regents of the University of Michigan . She replaced Ferry Field. She is survived by millions of alumni in embarrassment and humiliation due to the unexpected consequences of her untimely death. She passed on September 1, 2007, in a 34-32 loss to Appalachian State University, a team from a lesser division. The cause of death was a result of an inflated ego, arrogant demeanor, and an overconfident manner posing disrespect to her opponent. She was preceded in passing by Bo Schembechler, Gary Moeller, Bump Elliot, Bennie Oosterbaan,

Fritz Crisler, Harry Kipke, and Tad Weiman. She had a history of heart

trouble, including near-fatal heart attacks on October 13, 1990 (a 28-27

Michigan State victory) and on September 24, 1994 (a 27-26 Colorado victory as time expired). The Funeral Mass will be celebrated forever, beginning Sunday, September 2, 2007, in East Lansing and Columbus , Ohio , and all other major college football towns. Due to the embarrassment, the greater UM family will not receive friends or enemies; however, prayers are welcome. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that memorial contributions be made to the spoilers, Appalachian State University Athletics, Boone , NC , 28608 ,

www.goasu.com ."

[rawhide]

Damn

 

I didn't see the obit for sCUm last year.?????