Callahan's Agent on Bill's status...

[Husker_x]

It just keeps getting better and better. Not only do we not need Callahan's type around Nebraska. We don't need his **** of an agent, either.

 

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[hskernation]

"Then fire him," Gary O'Hagan said, "Listen to how stupid you people are. You people need to start studying soil content or something. Why don't you find out how many pair of socks get washed every day in the locker room? Tha program, and the media is contributing, is self-devouring. You know how when flesh starts eating flesh? That's what's happening down there."

[bigahusker]

"Then fire him," Gary O'Hagan said, "Listen to how stupid you people are. You people need to start studying soil content or something. Why don't you find out how many pair of socks get washed every day in the locker room? Tha program, and the media is contributing, is self-devouring. You know how when flesh starts eating flesh? That's what's happening down there."

 

 

Does he want his client to get run out of town? Wow! Calling out the Husker Nation is not the way to go about it with BC still being in arms reach.

[huskerhawk]

"Then fire him," Gary O'Hagan said, "Listen to how stupid you people are. You people need to start studying soil content or something. Why don't you find out how many pair of socks get washed every day in the locker room? Tha program, and the media is contributing, is self-devouring. You know how when flesh starts eating flesh? That's what's happening down there."

 

 

Makes you wonder if the agent gets some of the buyout money.

[HUSKER 37]

Link

 

(Unable to read complete stories on Omaha.com anymore)

 

"Listen to how stupid you people are. You people need to start studying soil content or something. Why don't you find out how many socks get washed every day in the locker room?"--Gary O'Hagan of International Marketing Group and Coach Bill Callahan's agent.

 

Did I get your attention? Right now, go to www.omaha.com, and search "Callahan's agent." Go ahead. I'll wait. Now, click on the story that says "Callahan's agent rips into NU rumor mill (11/10/2007)." Okay, did you read it?

 

 

If you haven't read the article, let me clue you in on the fun. Coach Bill Callahan's agent, Gary O'Hagan of the International Marketing Group, must be feeling a bit cranky these days. Apparently, he's the last person in the entire world of sports who has not heard that Nebraska football fans have high expectations--mainly a winning football program and a defense worthy of the being called The Blackshirts. When asked if Callahan had been asked to resign, O'Hagan said, "Why would he resign?" Hmmm…I don't know…Pride? Self respect? Avoidance of further humiliating defeats? Because he took a team that had talent and entrusted the defense to Cosgrove, who's brilliant defensive strategy allowed Kansas to score 76 points--the highest point total ever against NU?

 

 

O'Hagan remarked, "There are two games to go. He's under contract." Translation--Callahan will not resign, because his greedy sports agent is holding out for his commission off whatever hefty severance package it's going to take to get rid of him. O'Hagan reportedly resorted to shouting into the telephone, "Then fire him. Listen to how stupid you people are. You people need to start studying soil content or something. Why don't you find out how many socks get washed every day in the locker room?"

 

 

Wow! This guy's a genius! I wonder if he could be my literary agent.

 

 

I googled Gary O'Hagan, mostly because I wondered what kind of a pansy sports agent could lose his cool like that. Here's another fun article I found:

 

 

http://southflorida.bizjournals.com/twincities/sto...

 

 

Here's a quote from that article:

 

"Gary O'Hagan is one of the nation's most powerful sports agents, but you won't hear him screaming "Show me the money" like Jerry Maguire.

 

The 6-foot-9 O'Hagan has an imposing physical presence, but a calm demeanor that he takes with him into negotiations. Armed with some of the industry's most extensive data on compensation trends, he prefers to let the numbers speak for themselves when representing clients."

 

 

Calm demeanor, huh? Apparently, that reporter's experience was a little different than that of the World Herald's reporter. I guess you exchange more pleasantries when asking about a coach with a winning record. Now, I'm going to dwell on the sentence that states O'Hagan "prefers to let the numbers speak for themselves." Really? Then do we really need to explain to O'Hagan why Callahan should resign?

 

 

I would love to contact O'Hagan myself and discuss a few things with him, but I'm just too busy studying soil content and the laundering statistics of our athletic department.[ /quote]

[Washusker]

That's BC's representative making those statements. BC had better respond. If he doesn't, it speaks volumes.

[np_husker]

That's BC's representative making those statements. BC had better respond. If he doesn't, it speaks volumes.

 

I agree. Callahan has some explaining to do.

 

I would think that Osborne would be getting tired of all of Callahan's antics.

[hskernation]

someone will ask him a question, and he'll give a complete different answer, not even address the actual question, you know, the callahan signiture

[Bleeding Husker Red]

Wonder if this guy would have the guts to come run his mouth face to face with Husker Nation.....

[nebraskacityhuskerfan]

I'd like to respond to this but i'm headin to the back yard to dig up some dirt

[Captain K]

BC's agent calls us stupid. BC calls the Raiders the dumbest. What are the odds these two guys get together. A perfect marriage.

 

As if Bill wasn't going to have enough trouble finding a job. Who the hell would want to deal with his a$$hat agent?