Roxy Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I will try and make members smile today by posting this....I am so very sorry if anyone had a loved one at the mall yesterday. I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful by bringing it up...I believe in the good lord and angels. A Christmas Funny REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Oh, yeah? Why'd they all have male names? Huh? Answer me that, missy! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Unlike Santa they lived alternative lifestyles. Then again Santa and Michael Jackson you know. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I will try and make members smile today by posting this....I am so very sorry if anyone had a loved one at the mall yesterday. I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful by bringing it up...I believe in the good lord and angels. A Christmas Funny REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!! Funny...Just had this emailed to me by my Wife's aunt a couple days ago.. Seems like when discussing directions with a woman, there's a lot of "Lefts" and "Rights", where guys will use "Norths, Souths, Easts, and Wests"...I wonder why. Plus..There's a Home Depot that just opened about a mile Southeast of us, but when Buckeye37 points to it, she almost always points to the west side of the house. (Trying to throw me off the trail?)... I wonder why. Quote Link to comment
hskrmama Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Oh, yeah? Why'd they all have male names? Huh? Answer me that, missy! Dasher, Dancer, Blitzen, Cupid are male names??? Must be in touch with their girly side. Quote Link to comment
Roxy Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 I was just trying to make members smile AR Husker Fan..that is all.. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I was just trying to make members smile AR Husker Fan..that is all.. Lass, I was just joshing with ye. Truly. Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I was just trying to make members smile AR Husker Fan..that is all.. It's all good ninersgirl...he's just messing with you. Believe me I know these things. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I was just trying to make members smile AR Husker Fan..that is all.. It's all good ninersgirl...he's just messing with you. Believe me I know these things. And you've been a decidedly good sport about it. Now get back in the kitchen, woman!!!! Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'm a lover, not a fighter... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'm a lover, not a fighter... Built for speed... Quote Link to comment
Roxy Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 Thanks for telling me that all is ok..smiling:) have a good day Quote Link to comment
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