husker rob Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'll start What do the Sooners and Marijuana have in common???? They both get smoked in bowls!!!!!!!! and How do you make Sooner Cookies???????? You put them in a bowl and beat them thoroughly for 3 hours!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 What do you call the sweat on two Sooners having sex? Relative Humidity. Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Those jokes are going around here.........only using Buckeyes instead. I'm lovin' it! Quote Link to comment
Blackshirtsguru Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 How to you castrate a person from Oklahoma? Kick his sister in the chin! HI OH!!!!! "What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?" A. They both will end up in a trailer park. How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room? A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie. You know you're from Oklahoma if: You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Oklahoma? All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records Q: What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off? A: Her bowling shoes. Q: How does a Oklahoma Sooner girl turn on the lights after having sex? A: She opens the car door. What do they call a crime ring in Norman? A huddle Q: How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college? A: The Tooth Fairy. Q: What do they call duct tape in Norman? A: Chrome. Quote Link to comment
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