huskernumerouno Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 > > One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked > for a show of hands from those who could use the word > 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. > > First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, 'My > father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked > beautiful in it.' > > 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on > little Michael. > > 'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out > beautifully.' > > She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly > called on little MARK. > > 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father > that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f ****** > beautiful!'' Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Where does MARK get these ideas?! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 Where does MARK get these ideas?! From his friend Little Johnny Quote Link to comment
Biff Clarn Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Hadn't heard that one before. I have been laughing on this one since this morning. Quote Link to comment
Huskerballz Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Does little mark live in a trailer home in Manhattan? Does he have a big brother who goes by the Huskerboard alias Huckfuskers? Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Does little mark live in a trailer home in Manhattan? Does he have a big brother who goes by the Huskerboard alias Huckfuskers? I believe so Quote Link to comment
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