Bleeding Husker Red Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Q: How do you get a Texas Grad off of the front porch? A: Pay for the f-in pizza.... Q: How is Oklahoma Football like Marijuana? A: They both get smoked in a bowl..... Q: What's the difference between a Colorado Cheerleader and a mosquito? A: The mosquito quits suckin when you slap it on the head.... Sorry...I'm half drunk right now and all three just slay me! Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 'splains how you get 3 out of "a couple" Quote Link to comment
HuskerTrucker Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 'splains how you get 3 out of "a couple" Bonus maybe? Quote Link to comment
husker249 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 How do you keep a colorado fan out of your yard?? -Put up goal posts Whats the difference between an ou cheerleader and a catfish?? -one has wiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish!! Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 You're in your car, and you see a Texas Longhorn player riding a bike. Why don't you run him over? Because it's probably YOUR bike! I'm probably the only one who thinks that's funny. Quote Link to comment
no_name_needed_2001 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 bad thing about these jokes is that you can change the school to whatever you want Quote Link to comment
Bleeding Husker Red Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 'splains how you get 3 out of "a couple" yeah.. had a little trouble counting fingers last night.. Quote Link to comment
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