rawhide Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE? > >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help >me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. > >Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' > >The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. > >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. > >She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. > >He studies the pieces for a moment , then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, > >'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to >assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. > >He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a >nice cup of tea, and then .' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .. > > > > >(scroll down) > > > > > > > >'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I know her - that was my first wife! Quote Link to comment
newbetterbucs07 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 HAHA! Very good one. Quote Link to comment
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