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One morning the husband returns after several hours of

>> fishing and decides

>> to take a nap.

>> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to

>> take the boat out.

>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her

>> book.

>>

>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up

>> alongside the woman and

>> says,

>> 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

>> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,

>> 'Isn't that obvious?')

>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he

>> informs her

>> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.

>> I'm reading'

>> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know

>> you could start at any

>> moment.

>> I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

>> 'For reading a book,' she replies,

>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he

>> informs her again.

>> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with

>> Sexual assault,' says the

>> woman.

>> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game

>> warden.

>> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For

>> all I know you could start

>> at any moment.'

>> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

>>

>>

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of

>> fishing and decides

>> to take a nap.

>> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to

>> take the boat out.

>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her

>> book.

>>

>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up

>> alongside the woman and

>> says,

>> 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

>> 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking,

>> 'Isn't that obvious?')

>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he

>> informs her

>> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.

>> I'm reading'

>> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know

>> you could start at any

>> moment.

>> I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

>> 'For reading a book,' she replies,

>> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he

>> informs her again.

>> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with

>> Sexual assault,' says the

>> woman.

>> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game

>> warden.

>> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For

>> all I know you could start

>> at any moment.'

>> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

>>

>>

 

 

 

You rock Ninersgirl!

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Country CD Put On To Impress Repair Guy

 

WILMETTE, IL—In an effort to impress repairman Jason Delmar, 29, whom he called to fix a malfunctioning dishwasher, local resident Brad Osterberg played Merle Haggard's 1968 album Mama Tried for the entire time Delmar was in his home, the 38-year-old intellectual property attorney told reporters Monday. "He didn't say much, but I think we really connected," said Osterberg, who later added that he always makes sure he has something by A Tribe Called Quest blaring when his usual pizza delivery guy comes. "I just wanted him to feel comfortable. After all, I have a pretty nice place." After leaving Osterberg's home, Delmar reportedly resumed listening to the audiobook of Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow on his repair truck's CD player in order to "get that hillbilly sh#t out of [his] head."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, it was from: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...ntry_cd_put_on_

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