slacker Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Raliegh, NC - When traveling 125 mph on a motorcycle don't pull up to an unmarked police car and assume he wants to race you. Full Story Kensington, MD - Campus says "Mother's Day" is too offensive, must now be called "Parent's Day". Full Story Queen, NY - Brawl breaks out among parents at sixth grade graduation ceremony as children were singing "Friends forever". Full Story Vicksburg, MS - If you're an attorney in Mississippi and become involved in an altercation, the proper form of redress is a drive-by shooting. Full Story Tampa, FL - Judge sets bail at $1 billion for a prostitute. Full Story N. Miami Beach, FL - It's hard to keep weapons out of schools when the teachers are the ones selling them. Full Story Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 ***SNIP*** Tampa, FL - Judge sets bail at $1 billion for a prostitute. Full Story N. Miami Beach, FL - It's hard to keep weapons out of schools when the teachers are the ones selling them. Full Story These two need to team up for the perfect "one-stop shopping" experience... Quote Link to comment
DaveH Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Kensington, MD - Campus says "Mother's Day" is too offensive, must now be called "Parent's Day". Full Story That school needs be burned down, and it's administrators drawn and quartered. "We cannot say 'Mother's Day' because we might exclude someone." Well, OK. Then let's not have Fathers Day either. Or any other holiday that might not involve everyone. How dumb is that? Sorry, it is Mothers Day, get over it. Quote Link to comment
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