Three Ladies in a Sauna

[Roxy]

THREE

WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR

CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

 

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A

BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED

HER FOREARM AND THE

BEEP STOPPED.

 

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER

QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE

SKIN OF MY ARM.

 

 

A

FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO

HER

EAR..

 

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I

HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

 

THE

OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO

DO

SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE

BATHROOM..

 

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

 

 

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

 

THE OLDER

WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A

 

FAX!!

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I hope that's not a personal stoy!!

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Awesome Roxy! Keep 'em coming.