Sports quotes, taken out of context

[NUance]

Have you ever read a sports news story with a quote that is just plain bizarre? And REALLY bizarre if taken out of context. That is what this thread is for.

 

Here goes. A classic quote from a while ago:

 

They also found a hatchet and an open, one-third-full bottle of Grey Goose vodka in the SUV. link

[NUance]

Here's another. Maybe not so bizarre though, since it's the SEC.

 

a recent sociology grad may wind up starting for an SEC team less than six months after being charged for second-degree burglary, and just three months after getting caught with marijuana while already on suspension from his former team. As an added bonus, he'll get to pursue his lifelong dream of attaining a master's degree in Parks and Recreation Management. link

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Here's another. Maybe not so bizarre though, since it's the SEC.

 

a recent sociology grad may wind up starting for an SEC team less than six months after being charged for second-degree burglary, and just three months after getting caught with marijuana while already on suspension from his former team. As an added bonus, he'll get to pursue his lifelong dream of attaining a master's degree in Parks and Recreation Management. link

They must be talking about Masoli at Ole Miss

[NUance]

"(He) had a sexual encounter with Sypher at a Louisville restaurant in July 2003. She demanded millions in exchange..." link

[NUance]

"I will stab you in the eyeball with a broken broom handle." linky

[sd'sker]

"I will stab you in the eyeball with a broken broom handle." linky

who hasn't said that at least a couple dozen times in a moment of passion.

[NUance]

"I will stab you in the eyeball with a broken broom handle." linky

who hasn't said that at least a couple dozen times in a moment of passion.

Note to self: Don't get on sd'sker's bad side.

[huskeraddict]

RIGHT THERE, UNDERNEATH THE CHIN!

 

[NUance]

RIGHT THERE, UNDERNEATH THE CHIN!

 

 

AWESOME QUOTE!! :thumbs

 

"The most physical assed football team, the team that hits the other team right there, RIGHT THERE, underneath the chin!"

[NUance]

"I wont be happy till we slaughter the fattened calf on the field before the game. Painting our away jerseys in its blood. That alone would be the statment of the decade." Huskerboard

[sd'sker]

"I wont be happy till we slaughter the fattened calf on the field before the game. Painting our away jerseys in its blood. That alone would be the statment of the decade." Huskerboard

yikes, the worst thing is that is not at all out of context, it is the whole quote. and it is no less creepy in its proper context.

[NUance]

"They knock on his door like an unpaid paperboy." linky

[sd'sker]

"They knock on his door like an unpaid paperboy." linky

let me guess; the ncaa investigators are knocking on lane kiffin's door?

[NUance]

"They knock on his door like an unpaid paperboy." linky

let me guess; the ncaa investigators are knocking on lane kiffin's door?

Ha ha! His Tennessee door or his USC door?

[NUance]

"if you demand more nuance, SOS does matter" linky