New Conference

[scarletNcream]

In a bold move today, ESPN and Texas have announced the formation of a brand new conference to be called "THE ESPN Conference." Texas athletic director Deloss Dodd in a statement to some boosters said, " If A&m leaves, we will make Notre Dame our b*tch!" Following that statement, Oklahoma in a 12 hour surgery was remove from Dodd's arse and given free rein to join the PAC 12. Missouri, not to be out done, got off its knees and quickly left to C-USA. In a statement from the newly formed "THE ESPN" Chip Brown of Orangeblood.com has been named head of Marketing and P\R. Chip said " I am very excited to get this rolling and see if it grows legs."

[IlliniHusker]

Very funny!