fro daddy Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 This is an old one from 'The Onion', but I just came across it and could not stop laughing. This is really a classic. I have had this said to me & said it to others. Just not with such grace and elegance. Click ME!! As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area. On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way. When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance. I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle. ...... Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 so nobody likes my sense of humor i guess.... so in an effort to get atleast 1 reply... Quote Link to comment
HeyBurke Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 so nobody likes my sense of humor i guess.... so in an effort to get atleast 1 reply... I shared it on Facebook, if that makes you feel better, fro. Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 We should have shown this to the Washington posters. Quote Link to comment
CornHOLIO Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 so nobody likes my sense of humor i guess.... so in an effort to get atleast 1 reply... I shared it on Facebook, if that makes you feel better, fro. Me Two. Quote Link to comment
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