Frank, Steve & Bo in Saudi

[BigRedJohnson]

Frank Solich, Steve Pederson and Bo Pelini were all in Saudi Arabia,

sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and

arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi

Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the

booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with

the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their

sentence down to life imprisonment.

 

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial

finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be

released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for

their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday

today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your

whipping."

 

Solich was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this

for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done,

but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. Solich

had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment

was done.

 

Steve Pederson was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself),

and after watching the scene,said, "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my

back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went

through, sending Pederson out crying like a little girl.

 

Pelini was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he

could say anything,the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You support the

greatest team in the world, your alumni has some of the best and most loyal

football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks,

your most Royal highness," Pelini replies. "In recognition of your

kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

 

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also

very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100

lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it

to be?" the Sheik asks.

 

"Tie Steve Pederson to my back."

 

[horne411]

hehe

[black_shirt_fan]

lol

[Hingle McCringleberry]

Bump... HAHA... Although Frank would of won that drinking contest....

[GSG]

Bump... HAHA... Although Frank would of won that drinking contest....

 

 

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