slacker Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Irregular News for 02.16.06 Belgrade -- A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex. Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past. So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis. Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported. Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth. "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." source Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I hope everyone gets the "point"... Quote Link to comment
paHUSKERMAN Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Hurts just thinkin' about it..................... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Is that where "That'll put lead in your pencil" came from??? What a freakin' maroon. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 the doctor should have made sure that this idiot could not reproduce anymore sCUm fans Quote Link to comment
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