Dudeism Abides!

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Dudeist Brethren, let us begin with a recitation of the Dudeist Affirmation:

 

 

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So, maybe you haven't heard, The Church of the Latter Day Dude is set up to become the kingpin of up and coming religions, and, given the dire state of the planet, it comes with little time to spare:

 

 

Oh, you think I'm joking? But devotees of sleeping in late, shirking work, wearing a bathrobe past noon, dropping acid, doobies and bongs, Black Russians, Taoism for Dummies, peace, love, good samaritanism and a general distain for the Law, are replicating themselves on the global scene faster than bunny rabbits in springtime.

 

Visit their website( http://dudeism.com/ ), fill out the 'form', and within a few brief moments you too can become an official member of the movement:

Once you're on the inside, you can become a 'Dudeist Freedom Fighter' and conduct counterinsurgent extreme bowling ops against radical Jihadism, global banksters, the corporate plutocracy, carbon taxes, Angela Merkel, Jeb Bush, Sean Hannity, Dr. Drew, the Caitlyn Jenner Saga, The Disney Channel, Shark Tank Nation, ponzi scammers, 'reality' tv in general, and child abusers:

 

 

To name just a few...

 

As you 'move up the ranks' of Dudeist indoctrination, you may gain insight into the mysteries of the universe, if you are not too stoned, that is:

 

So, take the 1st step, and the next step, and after that, take another step, you'll be happy you did--we need you, the world needs you, and most of all the Dude needs and ABIDES by YOU!

 

[The Dude]

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