AR Husker Fan Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin'…what I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?" Quote Link to comment
huskerdavo Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 i like where you are going with this...this should be explored further Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Only if he chewed off an extremity in the morning. Quote Link to comment
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