Facts About Rex Burkhead

[Mulletpelini]

Jack Black used Rex as motivation for this scene

 

[husker_hurdler]

Rex Burkhead doesn't shoot a gun, he throws a bullet.

 

[AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken]

sharks celebrate "rex week".

Charmin was going to release 'rex burkhead toilet paper', but it was discontinued. rex burkhead doesnt take sh#t from anybody.

rex burkhead doesnt flush the toilet. he scares the crap out of it.

rex burkhead once got a royal flush.... playing scrabble.

 

[DJR313]

Rex Burkhead, Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris once met. Unfortunately, the world could not contain that level of awesomeness and the event was erased from recorded history.

 

[BrooklynsFinest]

Rex Burkhead knows exactly where Carmen San Diego is because he stiff armed her a$$ on his way to the endzone.

 

[1_NUFAN]

Rex Burkhead adjusts the sun for daylight savings.

 

[Blackshirts33]

What do these guys have in common: Walter Payton RB, Gale Sayers RB, Emmitt Smith RB, Barry Sanders RB. They all are hall of fame Rex Burkhead's.

 

[BIG ERN]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Rex Burkhead

 

[Huskerville]

"4th Dimension Scoring in 3D" Starring 5 star RB Rex Burkhead

 

[308_Husker]

This thread will be enshrined with the legends of Huskerboard.com alongside The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread.

 

[gin_32]

Definition

STRENGTH - noun

1. The quality or state of being strong; bodily or muscular power; vigor

2. Mental power, forec, or vigor

3. Moral power, firmness, or courage

4. Power by reason of influence, authority, resources, numbers..

5. Rex Burkhead

 

[ShawnWatson]

Rex Burkehead was Forrest's other best good friend.

 

[1_NUFAN]

Rex Burkhead does not wear a condom, because there is no protection from Rex Burkhead.

 

[hskerholic]

When Rex goes swimming in the ocean jelly fish pee on themselves to make the sting go away!

 

[hskerholic]

Only two things come from Texas, Rex Burkhead and queers and you don't have a 22 on your chest!