See? Just like Minnesota.
W: "You guys suck at football"
M: "We have 7 national championships!"
It doesn't even matter to you that you never beat anyone with a pulse lately, because you won a NC once! Do you guys have a trophy game with Minnesota? Is it a flickering candle? No, a gasping fish out of water! Am I close?
Yeah, who could Wisconsin ever recruit who's worth a damn without all those blue-blood national championships to brag about. I mean, we might have to settle for a Melvin Gordon over an Ameer Abdullah. Well, we'll try to soldier on as second-class citizens. Please don't out-recruit us too hard, OK?