LaFlamaBlanca

You guys caught me. I'm ousted. I belong to the hate group of psychotic demon possessed smelly people that cure their erectile dysfunction over tweets of athletes going to the hospital for rhabdo. Didn't realize I posted in the Willfully Ignorant of Humor thread. I looked for gifs that said "it is obvious that the previous coaching staff had this team woefully unprepared for the entirety of the 2017 season, in all facets. It is clear that the new administrations approach resulted in quite the opposite for a team in central Florida. Now for those who have the mental capacity to ponder the likelihood of two things being correct at once, the following conclusion shall be more than adequate. Riley's football team is not acclimated to work out at a championship level and Duval overestimated the stamina of some of his participants given the handicap of training under an insufficient regime the previous year. That doesn't mean that the new staff is doing something systematically incorrect but instead made a mistake" but I thought that might be a little on the nose, don't ya think? And to the second post, I will use this analogy. Imagine if Rosie O'donnell posted a video, telling her youtube subscribers that she hates when people make fun of her weight in the comment section. It is guaranteed that the first comment will be "When Rosie walks in front of my television I miss 3 shows" or "Rosie so fat she gave Dracula diabetes" -- Everything is a joking matter or nothing is and the best way to ensure that something IS joked about is to say that it shouldn't be. Now, back to keyboard warriors beating the crap out of straw-men they constructed. MUSH!

BREAKING FROM GOOGLE --- big, if true

Mike Riley era vs Scott Frost era

Well..... Rudy was offside, so..

Me checking back on this thread, to see if there is anything worth reading....

The D1 football player to dead relative ratio is off the charts.... the FBI should really look into this #ripX #longliveX

https://n.rivals.com/news/two-final-official-visits-for-5-star-micah-parsons-before-dec-20-decision

Husker coaching staff.....

I myself, being a hotdamn millennial, have been blessed with the all powerful gift to decipher transcriptions sent by my peers on the tweeter. This is no mere salutation by our dearest Bookie. Allow me to change said tweet to reflect the meaning behind his message. “What’s up coach?” 3 words. Simple enough. But it’s what lies between those words where you find the pearl, the singularity within the black hole. “What’s up coach” in this tweet means something along the lines “What’s the word coach?” Or “I’m interested in a conversation coach.” This my humble (guaranteed correct, never waivering, always sexy, bada**) opinion. Your move potato sacks!

Jimbo rn

"I'll always cherish the decision I made to come down here, this is uh.... I'll be a UCF guy the rest of my life" UCF trying to hold on too him like a fat girl on a spring loaded teeter totter... aint gonna happen

"The job.... it is everything I have ever wanted. It is my dream school. I am going to do it. I am so happy" "Hey Scott, here is more money, still less than you are going to get at your dream school, to stay here at your not dream school." " " ...........

I just sharted.... and liked it I don't know what this means but I'll gladly strap on some depends daily if number 7 comes back, grabs this program by its haunches and humps it into submission.... that's the only way

Saw another Tweet that this was asked during a teleconference this morning, will find I am the new, harder nipped, younger version of @Hedley Lamarr

He would just say so if he was going to be at UCF next year.... My nips are hard from this November Frost

Don’t read too much into this, but Bookie liked this tweet. It (huge fat maybe) could mean he is glad Frost isn’t going to Florida ORRRRRR it could mean he is happy Frost is likely N

I usually get nooners during the work week, didn’t know I get one over the weekend!

me rn