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you would think. of course, you whould have thought that with the Okie State game, too. nebraska lost one 'gimme' game this season. hopefully, they won't muff this one either. i hope the huskers are getting psyched like last year. After that game I dont think they are taking any team for granted.

But what if I'm an Aggie and a Husker Fan? I don't WANNA get kicked in the boys! Don't let anyone see you wearing an aggie hat..... Plus I shoulda just directed it toward the Texas hat, It seems like everyone effin' has one these days

Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache

You shall not pass out during a Husker game, no matter how drunk you are. MAN LAW!

If you claim yourself to be a Husker fan and are seen wearing at Texas hat (or any other school's hat) you are subject to 10 kicks to the nuts. MAN LAW!

I'm going to have to go ahead and say, MAN LAW!! Maybe we should get a place where we can put up some other "Husker Man Laws"

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Chuck. See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and a**holes. P*ssies think everyone can get along, and d*cks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a**holes, Chuck. And all the a**holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, p*ssies may get mad at d*cks once in a while, because p*ssies get f*cked by d*cks. But d*cks also f*ck a**holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the a**holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d*ck and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t!

CLEVELAND -- Ohio State's 42-39 victory over Michigan also was lucky for players of the Ohio Lottery. Minutes after Saturday's game was over, the numbers 4-2-3-9 were drawn for the Pick 4 game. "You know it happens," lottery spokeswoman Marie Kilbane said Sunday. Bettors can play the game in a variety of ways. Anyone who played $1 and picked the 4-2-3-9 combination in order won $5,000. The odds of the numbers turning up in that combination were 10,000 to 1. The lottery paid a total of $2.19 million in winnings. Players had wagered $347,867.50. Kilbane said it's likely that most of the bets with the winning numbers were placed after the game ended, but she did not know how much money was wagered in that period. The football game finished at 7:13 p.m. and the drawing was at 7:29 p.m.

Well at least the coaches know what they're doing. I hate the AP!!!!

Doc!

Week 13 AP Top 25 1. Ohio State (65) 12-0 1,625 2. Michigan 11-1 1,502 3. USC 9-1 1,493 4. Florida 10-1 1,451 5. Arkansas 10-1 1,365 6. Notre Dame 10-1 1,307 7. West Virginia 9-1 1,144 8. Louisville 9-1 1,078 9. LSU 9-2 1,075 10. Wisconsin 11-1 1,049 11. Texas 9-2 1,028 12. Boise State 11-0 878 13. Oklahoma 9-2 856 14. Auburn 10-2 822 15. Rutgers 9-1 736 16. Georgia Tech 9-2 667 17. Virginia Tech 9-2 583 18. Boston College 9-2 516 19. Tennessee 8-3 404 20. Wake Forest 9-2 355 21. Brigham Young 9-2 325 22. California 8-3 302 23. Nebraska 8-3 258 24. Clemson 8-3 122 25. Hawaii 9-2 89

Beat Mizzou 21-16....I quess that one was for Coach...

Stupid First Officer: Oh my God!! I solved the case!! Bears really DON'T sh*t in the woods, they sh*t in their underwear!!! Second Officer: Dude, those are yours.

While this Saturday should provide tons of excitement for Michigan and Ohio State fans, why should they be the only ones having fun? For those of you with little to no interest in the big game, why not play our Michigan/Ohio State drinking game? Because the only thing more fun than your team beating its rival school, is being drunk before night time. Just follow the guide below, and you'll be having more fun than Jim Tressel at a sweatervest convention. Take one sip everytime... A team scores a touchdown or field goal. Take two sips everytime... A team scores a safety or a two point conversion. Take three sips everytime... They show a classic moment from a previous OSU/Michigan game. Take one sip everytime... Somebody calls it "The greatest rivalry in sports." Take two sips everytime... A Michigan fan incorrectly exclaims that his team is "number one!" Take one sip everytime... A closeup of an OSU fan yelling "Not in our house!" is shown. Take one sip for everytime... they show a really cheesy commercial for Ohio State University or University of Michigan. "Where The Future of America Learns... Today!" Take one sip everytime... Woody Hayes is mentioned. Take three sips everytime... They come back to commercial showing a local food from Ohio. And the announcers mention they had one last night and loved it. Take one sip for every... fog machine used in the opening montage. Take two sips for everytime... they show the "Man, put down my papaya!" commercial. Take two sips everytime... A famous alumni is shown. Take three sips... if that alumni is Matthew Mcconaughey for no reason. Take five sips... if he says "Texas? What? No, I was never a Texas fan. GO BUCKEYES!!!" Take one sip for everytime... Chad Henne looks terrified. Take two sips everytime... Brent Musburger says 'Folks' or 'Partner.' Take three sips if... Eddie George is seen roaming the Ohio State sidelines crying. Finish your beer if... Rutgers somehow manages to win the game.

So is it ok if I just paint my whole body red?? I wont be naked....I'll be wearing a smile

I really hope he does come back and play for NU. If he doesnt I can see the same thing happening to him that happened to Maurice Clarett(spelling?) Ya know, Bowman gets himself an agent, nobody takes a chance on him in the draft. He loses his eligibility at NU. He's hasnt played for a couple of years. Then some team decides to take a chance on him and he ends up getting cut from the team. Not the part with all the drugs and guns though (at least I hope to God not). So hopefully he thinks about this and does come back.

"I'm a bad man!! I'm a bad man!!"

I have to say I do not remember this. Granted, I was not at that game, but I watched it on tv and I dont remember that ever happening

I'll look for you all on tv......

It's good to see the lighter side of sports every once in a while. Great stuff. Hilarious!

Man, after reading that, and reading everything on the Puffs message boards, I'm all sorts of fired up for this game!!! I dont know if I'm gunna make it through this next week. AH MAN!! I CAN'T WAIT TO STOMP THOSE...THOSE....well I dont know if I should the word I'm thinking of. We'll be cleaning them off the bottom of our cleats!! I came here to chew gum and kick some ass. Well, it looks like I'm all outta gum!!!

Absolutely amazing fellas!

Amen to that

HELL YES!!

OU fans, GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTEES!!!! :spooners