no, mainly because I don't like his comedy.
I just don't sit well with the white trash humor...but that's just me.
the "Git R done" phrase annoys me.
So..
What kind of Comedy DO you like?
I don't get British Humour, but I like Billy Connely.
One of my Favorites is Srephen Wright..
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job."
I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
The last time I tried commiting suicide was about an hour ago. I tried jumping off this very building but ended up doing a tripple back flip with a twist. The only ones who saw it were two kittens in the alley and one of them said to the other, "See, that's how you do that!"
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?"
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, 'Cut it out'.
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake light. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and i'm gone!
I bought a blank tape, took it home and played it at full volume. My neighbor complained. Turns out he's a mime.
The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven ... I almost went back in time
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
I got up this morning and I couldn't find my socks. So I called information. I said, "Hello, information?" She said, "Yes." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were.
You know how it is when you lean back too far in your chair and almost fall backwards, but save yourself at the last second? I feel like that all day
One time i jumped of a tall building and managed to do a tripple back flip with a sumersalt and land on my feet. Then i saw to cats and one cat looked to the other and said "See thats how you do that"
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Why do clocks run clockwise? If a clock ran counterclosewise, technically, by definition, it would still be running clockwise. Likewise, no matter how hot or cold a room is, it is still room temperature.