"d00d! i'm so totally going to Nebraksa!"
"sw33t! where is that?"
"i dunno... near Florida, i think... "
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seriously, if a kid comes to Nebraska on a football scholarship, he's hardcore and he's gonna be serious about football.
if he's just looking to escape texas, i can think of anywhere down south or california would be better.
unless he wants steak... in that case, we gots him covered like a jimmycap.