LOL!!! Some great responses above.\
Being serious for a moment (who, me?), I think I would tell them the following:
"Forget about records. Forget about the media. Forget about predictions. They don't matter - they never have, they never will.
Instead, focus on what's important - and that's the next play. I want you to be able to look each other dead in the eye after the game, and be able to say, 'On each play, I focused on my assignment and I performed to the best of my ability.' That's all that matters - that's all that's important."
Great responses to all! I was hoping for something like this out of the thread!