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#TriggeredTuesday having a tire fixed/replaced this morning. There are six chairs in the lobby, separated 3 and 3. The two people who were here before me took the middle chairs.
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You need to exert your dominance by sitting very closely to one of them, sip your coffee very loudly, man-spread a little, and turn the pages of whatever magazine or paper you are perusing with such aggression that it makes that flipping noise every time you turn the page. Demonstratively clear your throat throughout this process so it sounds like a grunt. YOU ARE THE ALPHA IN THIS BIG-O TIRE MART.
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