rawhide Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Two UT blondes were having lunch when one of the blondes asked the other: Which is further away the moon or Florida The other blonde replied: Helllllooooooooo You can't see Florida. Quote Link to comment
admo Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 A woman tells her husband that she wished her breast were bigger. Her husband advises her to "take some toilet paper and rub it between your boobs". The woman replied "how is that gonna make my breast bigger?" And the husband replied, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass". Quote Link to comment
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