Siouxperman Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Let's go potential Letterman writers....Pound out this top ten... TOP TEN COLORADO EXCUSES #10. Spent two weeks practicing "coin toss"... Quote Link to comment
dbetz23 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #9 Spent too much time trying to find out where Montana State's campus is and if they really had a football team. Quote Link to comment
Siouxperman Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 #8. Those Montana State guys kept shoving us. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #7: Our cheerleaders were drunk Quote Link to comment
Chef K Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #6. Football team was feelin' down after cancellation of rape 101 class. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #5: We just plain suck Quote Link to comment
dbetz23 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #4 We are making our transition to Division 2, give us a break. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #3: Our fans were drunk Quote Link to comment
dbetz23 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #2 I thought it was golf, lowest score wins. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #1: We're Colorado. 'Nuff said Quote Link to comment
Siouxperman Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON;;; 1. IT'S HARD TO CATCH THE BALL WHEN YOU'RE COVERED IN STRIPPER OIL!~ Quote Link to comment
Siouxperman Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 Ok, all further excuses to go under the heading: Additional Excuses Additional Excuse #1: Stayed up late the night before watching "Punky Brewster" Quote Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 #3 Fans are now pelting their own team with batteries and p*ss bombs. Quote Link to comment
huskerdavo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 additional excuse#2 "Our coach spends more time with the hippies than at practice. But at least he can laugh off our loses." Quote Link to comment
Siouxperman Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 This topic should really pick up when many of you come home hammered this evening...LOL Quote Link to comment
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