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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

 

 

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Politician: $100.00

 

 

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

 

The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

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