Stop me if you've heard this..

[HUSKER 37]

Didn't see a "cubicle" for Jokes, but I just got this one emailed to me from my Sister in Lincoln...

 

Stop me if you've heard it.

 

THE NEBRASKAN

 

A guy from Nebraska dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man all

his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer.

To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity.

>

After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is

suffering adequately.

 

The devil is aghast as the Nebraskan is happily swinging his hammer and

whistling a happy tune!

>

The devil walks up to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the

heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"

>

The Nebraskan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is

great! It reminds me of August in Lincoln. Hot, humid and a good place to

work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

>

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Nebraskan's

remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain

and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.

>

Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Nebraskan

is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed

rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful

conditions.

>

The Nebraskan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is

great! It's just like April in Lincoln. It reminds me of working out in

the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

>

Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to

make the Nebraskan suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet.

Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in 3 feet of snow and ice. Confident that this

will finally make the Nebraskan unhappy, he checks in on the Nebraskan

again. He is again aghast at what he sees!

>

The Nebraskan is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he

cavorts in utter glee! "How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40

below zero?" screams the devil.

>

Jumping up and down the Nebraskan throws a snowball at the devil and yells

"Hell is frozen over!! That means the Cornhuskers held a first half lead and

beat a B12 South opponent that wasn't Baylor!!"

 

 

Or something like that.

[BIGREDIOWAN]

That was disappointing.................

[Arntt2006]

[HUSKER 37]

Tough Crowd

[husker rob]

not a tough crowd, just expecting more

[HUSKER 37]

not a tough crowd, just expecting more

 

You should've seen it before I added that last part.

 

Jumping up and down the Nebraskan throws a snowball at the devil and yells

"Hell is frozen over!! That means the Cornhuskers won a national

championship!! The Cornhuskers won a National Championship!!"

 

I'd seen that same version a couple of years ago in an email from an old girlFriend .

 

I thought that it was was lame, so I tried to improve on it..

Still lame, I guess.

 

 

 

OK..

Here's another one My Sister sent 5 min. ago.

 

(Video)

 

I thought it was another Urban Myth like she usually fwds to me.

 

http://cjcphoto.com/can/

[husker rob]

i had heard it that way before NU beat Miami for TO's first NC.

 

actuall it was pretty creative of you to fix it up, but some get tired of the Callahan bashing that has been going on for a little while now.

 

keep the jokes coming, I have a million of them

[HUSKER 37]

i had heard it that way before NU beat Miami for TO's first NC.

 

actuall it was pretty creative of you to fix it up, but some get tired of the Callahan bashing that has been going on for a little while now.

 

keep the jokes coming, I have a million of them

 

Yeah..I feel bad for piling on..He'll prabably always be fun to pick on..You only kid the ones you really love, right?