AR Husker Fan Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 How men talk to wives... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Now that's true!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Hawkeyehusker Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 And they say we never listen... Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 And they say we never listen... Yeah, I've never figured that one out. Hell, since we can't get a word in edge-wise, that's all we do... Quote Link to comment
vwaldoguy Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Here's another one about men listening to their wives... To be Six again..... A man asks his wife, if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want? I'd love to be six again, she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. What a day. He put her on every ride in the park: the death slide, the screaming loop, the wall of fear - everything there was "wow"! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head and her stomach upside down. Right to Mc Donald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing Chocolate Shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood Blockbuster, hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi cola and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure. Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, What was it like being six again?" One eye opened, “You Idiot....I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 That one is a good'n Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Here's another one about men listening to their wives... To be Six again..... A man asks his wife, if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want? I'd love to be six again, she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. What a day. He put her on every ride in the park: the death slide, the screaming loop, the wall of fear - everything there was "wow"! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head and her stomach upside down. Right to Mc Donald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing Chocolate Shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood Blockbuster, hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi cola and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure. Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, What was it like being six again?" One eye opened, “You Idiot....I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong. aint that the effin truth Quote Link to comment
redone Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 honey, your right!! LOL love you Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 honey, your right!! LOL love you i think that i have a stalker Quote Link to comment
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