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:lol::lol::lol:

 

By the way, I found this on aunation.net. It's pretty funny!

 

Delusional Notre Dame Fan

 

....cue Bud Light Music...............

 

 

"Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius"

 

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

 

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional

Notre Dame Faaaaaan!)

 

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly

high preseason ranking. (We're That Good I Promise!)

 

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile

attempts at damage control when the Irish lose to a grossly inferior opponent

(How'd Navy score fifty fouuuuuur?)

 

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National

Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the daaaaaays!)

 

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as

though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the

1870s!)

 

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season

finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent

with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

 

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take

comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be

back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr.

Delusional Notre Dame Fan!)

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