slacker Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Irregular News for 01.24.07 United Kingdom -- A US underwear company have invented special pants to save the embarrassment of flatulence sufferers. The pants have a built in filter and airtight fit to ensure the elimination of nasty odours. Makers Under-Tec say the "gas eaters", officially called Under-Ease, are no joke but a "serious product that serves a purpose". They say the pants "relieve the pain without the shame" and "improve social confidence". The pants are designed to be airtight thanks to elastic around the waistline and legs. The "core technology" of the product is a pocket with a replaceable filter inside. The multi-layered filter is made with the two outer layers of wool felt, two layers of non-woven polypropylene and spun glass materials. In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. Inventors have found the filter cuts bad odours. The pants are machine washable and last several months depending on use. They can be worn anytime and anywhere - although they are not recommended for use in a swimming pool or hot tub. Happy customers on the Under-Tec website include sufferers of Crohns Disease and Inflamatory Bowel Syndrome. In testimonials on the site, satisfied comments include: "Thank you. You saved my life. I can now go to school without worry" and "they really are working for me, an answer to my prayers because I like to wear them when I go out." For more information or to purchase the pants, which are available in a range of sizes, visit www.under-tec.com source Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Now all they need to do is add sound-dampening material... Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 steel wool that'll git r dun kinda redneck baffle system. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 In testimonials on the site, satisfied comments include: "Thank you. You saved my life. I can now go to school without worry" and "they really are working for me, an answer to my prayers because I like to wear them when I go out." More like.......saved the lives of the people who have to be around you if its THAT bad Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 What do you do if your our on a date and things go well and you get home and she takes your pants off and then your wearing something like that!!!! Also your manhood is fermenting in the smell!!!! Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 What do you do if your our on a date and things go well and you get home and she takes your pants off and then your wearing something like that!!!! Also your manhood is fermenting in the smell!!!! cant be any worse than actually wearing diapers Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 What do you do if your our on a date and things go well and you get home and she takes your pants off and then your wearing something like that!!!! Also your manhood is fermenting in the smell!!!! You tell her you lost a bet and had to wear them on your date and ask her to verify it for you by signing them and then take a shower and show her you are a man of your word even though you just lied out your arse to her. Quote Link to comment
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