AR Goes to college

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A young lad goes off to college.....

 

A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of

the

way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the

money

his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad,"

he

says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming

up

with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will

teach

our dog Ole Blue how to talk!""That's absolutely amazing," his father

says.

"How do I get him in that program?""Just send him down here with

$1,000"

the boy says. "I'll get him into the course.So, his father sends the

dog

and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs

out. The

boy calls his father again."So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father

asks."Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just

won't

believe this - they've had such good results with this program that

they've

implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!""READ," says

his

father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that

program?"Just

send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.His father sends the money.The

boy

now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out

that

the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.When he gets

home

at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole

Blue? I

just can't wait to see him talk and read something!""Dad," the boy

says, "I

have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive

home,

Ole Blue was in the living room kicked back in the recliner, reading

the

Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and

asked,

'So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who

lives

in town?'The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before

he

talks to your Mother!""I sure did, Dad!""That's my boy!"(The kid went

on to

be a successful lawyer......)

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